HOW TO DO EVERYTHING

Hecklers, Cheetahs, and Goodbyes

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 19:13:48 -0600

How to face down a heckler, make a movie with a cheetah, and get off the phone. Plus: our first international Toilet of the Week!

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The Thanksgiving Episode

Tue, 20 Nov 2012 14:31:37 -0600

How to always win the wishbone pull, and navigate Thanksgiving family drama. Plus: Paula Deen on turkey, and we talk pumpkin pie with James Iha of the Smashing Pumpkins. Seriously.

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Bumper Stickers, Scandals, and Bugs

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 14:36:27 -0600

How to get a bumper sticker off your car, find a suitable substitute during a cockroach shortage (this is something that happens, apparently), and read a woman’s t-shirt without looking like a creep. Plus, Carl Bernstein, of Woodward and Bernstein, helps us put a name on the Petraeus Scandal.

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Skeuomorphs, Hurricanes, and Showtunes

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 14:10:00 -0500

How to stop a hurricane and win every single swing state. Plus the lovely Kristin Chenoweth helps you sing a showtune, with assistance from another very special guest.

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Apple, Baseball, and Halloween

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 13:05:48 -0500

A look inside the Apple Store Employee Manual, how to enjoy the World Series if you’re like Ian and you don’t know a thing about baseball, and how to make a good Halloween costume.

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Lunch, Art, Cows, and Miracles

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 21:38:25 -0500

How to always remember your lunch, steal a million dollar painting, hang out with a farmer, and more. Plus: our Toilet of the Week.

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Cupcakes, S'mores, Plants, and Toilets

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 15:25:28 -0500

How to eat a cupcake, make s’mores properly, and maybe, just maybe, help your plants grow. Plus, our Toilet Of The Week!

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Public Toilets, Debate Prep and Nintendo

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 11:41:12 -0500

We tell you how to prepare for your presidential debate, fix your old Nintendo games and begin our most ambitious project ever.

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Rompers, Sloshing, and Announcing

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 18:25:00 -0500

How to dress for the office, keep coffee off your pants, and take over the mic at a volleyball game. Plus: why you always lose at crane games.

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Episode 76: Pocket Squares, Mustaches and Secret Videos

Thu, 20 Sep 2012 11:56:16 -0500

This week we learn how to care for a new mustache, pick a pocket square and recover from an embarrassing video.

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Strikes and Alibis

Fri, 14 Sep 2012 10:52:19 -0500

How to lie about your secret mission and talk about strikes. Plus info about the How To meetup in Atlanta.

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Corn, Refs, and Ikea

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 17:45:25 -0500

How to get your corn off the cob, ref an NFL game, name your modern Swedish furniture, and more!

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Mosquitoes, Cider and Mythbusters

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 21:59:48 -0500

How to avoid mosquitoes, talk about hard cider and become a Mythbuster.

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The Bedbug Strategy

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 13:22:05 -0500

How to talk to strangers, care for and feed your pet bedbugs, and save money on groceries.

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Good Things, Earwax, and Cocktails

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 10:02:19 -0500

Featuring the strangest listener question we’ve yet received.

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Propane, 50 Shades, and Backstage

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 10:47:01 -0500

How to know how much propane is left in your tank, read 50 Shades of Grey in public, and get backstage at a concert. Plus: we hear from a listener who tells us our show was actually useful for once!

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Cereal, The Moon, and Wedding Toasts

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 12:18:37 -0500

How to get cheap cereal, pass the time on the moon, and make a great wedding toast.

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The Only Olympics Guide You'll Ever Need

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 23:35:58 -0500

With how to advice from: Sir Patrick Stewart, US Olympian Matt Tegenkamp, New Zealand Olympian Quentin Rew, Nigerian Olympian Koko Archibong, Australian Olympian Russel Mark, Senator and Olympic Gold Medalist Bill Bradley, Canadian Curler Kristie Moore, and more.

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Treasure, Vetting, and Zombies

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 17:30:53 -0500

How to save money at an outdoor music festival, zombie-proof your car, and become a Blue Man. Plus, Governor Evan Bayh tells us how to survive the VP vetting process.

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Some Old Segments You Might Like

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 13:57:10 -0500

Mike and Ian are out of the office this week. But we went way back to the early episodes to find the old segments we’re actually not embarrassed of! If you’ve heard every episode, maybe skip this. But if you’re a new listener, we’ll tell you how to act around celebrities, how to run for office, how to bring a stale bagel back to life, and more. See you next week with the regular new stuff.

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